Frequently Asked Questions by Employers

                                      There are questions that have answers…
Why don’t we get our money back if your candidate leaves within a short period of time?
The good news is that since 1983, that has yet to happen. I like to think it’s because we have done a good job of searching and hiring, but it’s also because of the experienced candidates I work with, it just doesn’t happen that often. My philosophy is that you have paid me for the searching process that I have performed up to the point of hiring, not for the employing process that follows. Remember, if the person leaves for some reason within the length of time as stated in the Fee Agreement, I will replace him/her without another fee.
Why should we use your firm in Denver, Colorado instead of someone closer to us?
In the electronic world we live in, it is just as easy to communicate with people across the country as it is to communicate with people across the street. Also, by the time you get to a point of justifying paying a fee for the person you need, chances are if there is a local candidate you would know about it. My database contains people in all the major cities in the U.S. which enables me to give you National coverage for the position you want to fill.Why not just post ads for our open position on the various on-line websites, you know, Craig’ s list, Monster.com, etc? Go for it!  I don’t expect to have a chance at your business until you have exhausted those sources.  But remember this…the good candidates who arn’t looking won’t respond to those ads.  Why?  Because they won’t/don’t take the time to do it if they aren’t looking.  But when I approach them about a career enhancing position, THEY WILL RESPOND!  Why not compare my candidates who arn’t “looking” with those who are?  Remember, you only pay my fee when you hire one of my candidates.

                     And then there are questions that don’t seem to have answers…

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkey and apes?
Is there another word for synonym?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
When you wear a hat for a while and then take it off it seems like the hat is still on. Why isn’t the same true with underwear?
How come you never hear about “gruntled” employees?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
What if the Hokey Pokey is really what it’s all about?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a care he sticks his head out the widow?
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him….is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Why do we say something is out of Whack? What’s a Whack?
Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there?
Why are they called “stands” when they are made for sitting?
Why is it called “after dark” when it is really “after light”?
Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
What do the people of China call their good dishes?